Want something different? Want something fun? Than you won't want this. The art is... Okay, I'll review it the way I usually do.
ART 1/10
Uuuggghhh!!! The art is awful. The ripped graphics were resized horribly, and the original art looks terrible.
STORY 1/10 *spoiler alert*
One day, 8 year old Billy Blaze went out in the Bean-With-Bacon Megarocket just to have fun in space for the first time without running into any trouble. A short time after leaving earth, Something comes flying torwards the Bean-With-Bacon Megarocket.
"Uh oh, is it a metior?" Billy Blaze asks himself.
Soon enough, a news paper hit the windshield of the Bean-With-Bacon Megarocket,"The Galaxy Update. This news paper was written in Intergalactic Galactic Alphabet, but knowing it, Billy Blaze was able to read it. Eventually, he found an article that caught his interest.
"A big alien Monster named King Kaba was discovered with a big vorticon making machine on a planet called 'Life Plus' located in a far away galaxy. It is known that Kaba recently went to planet Mars in the Milky Way Galaxy and sucked a life-form out of a dead vorticon then he brought it back to 'Life Plus'. He then gathered up a bunch of spare parts that can't be found on any other planet. He put them together and invented the vorticon-making machine He was now seen making vorticons using the DNA from the vorticon body. When he gets enough of them, he is planning to command them to make a big bomb then he will have them drop it on planet Earth located near Mars after what some guy did to Mortimer and some of his vorticons."
Keen couldn't read any longer, he had to go to "life plus andand stop Kaba from dropping that bomb so Earth would be saved.
(I corrected spelling and quotation use, but I didn't edit the story, add to the story, or make the story up; the person who made this "fangame" made the story.)
(Questions)
1. The vorticons are no longer deadly, so why are the ones from the dead vorticon's DNA deadly?
2. Why can't you call "Billy Blaze" "Billy", "B. Blaze", "Billy B.", "B.B.", "Commander Keen", or "Keen"?
3. How are the vorticons gonna "drop" that bomb on earth?
4. If the bomb's too big, How will the vorticons get the bomb off the ground?
5. How will the vorticons control the bomb?
6. Why would the vorticons want to blow up the planet?
7. What if Keen ignored the SGA sign in Keen3?
8. What if you failed winning Keen 1, 2, or 3?
9. Why play this awful fangame in the first place?
Unfortunately, these questions might not ever get answered.
AUDIO 1/10
There is no music in this game, which is terrible because the sounds are the worst I've heard so far. They are childish, so a little child might enjoy them, but I find them extremely annoying.
GAMEPLAY 1/10
It is similar to Keens 1-3, but horrible. Keen moves like he's on a sugar rush. He also might get stuck in a wall when you try to jump because his jumping sprite is places too far to the right. Also, you can shoot in all directions, but that works badly, because you have to press an arrow key to aim it, and where your shot is aiming sticks to where it's aiming. Your shots are also aimed upwards (or a little crooked, or diagonal) by jumping. The enemys and dangers work awfully, AND YOU ALWAYS GET STUCK IN WALLS!! AAARRRGGGHHHHFBVEJGBHGHUWG
OVERALL 1/10
This is just one of the worst games ever. The only use for this is to test how long you can play a fangame this bad until pressing ALT+F4.
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