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Too Much Spare Time 
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Everybody Scream: Munch gets MUNCHED!
Everybody's favourite Edvard Munch painting "The Scream" was stolen from the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway, today.

By whom?

BY ME, THAT'S WHOM!



And why? Well, you can read my unrealistic demands on my website, "MISTER PRESIDENT".... MUAHAHAH!

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SpikeNexus
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Re: Everybody Scream: Munch gets MUNCHED!
Ah yes, I knew it was only a matter of time before you stole that painting then threatened to eat it :evil

Be careful to not eat it all at once, TMST. Those types of paintings are known to cause pretty bad heartburn.

It does look kinda tasty though... :drool

KeenRush 
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Re: Everybody Scream: Munch gets MUNCHED!
Great job TMST! How did you do it, the security was pretty bad, wasn't it?

Galaxy is open.

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Re: Everybody Scream: Munch gets MUNCHED!
That's exactly what I thought when I saw it on a news update keenrush. :)

It's really a shame though. It was quite a funny painting. :O

Djaser 
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Re: Everybody Scream: Munch gets MUNCHED!
How dare you? Leave that great piece of art alone and eat some junk food instead.>:

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CommanderSpleen 
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Fried Egg Tempera On Toast!
Go your team!

Say, with that billion dollars, you might be able to afford the rights to TUIT...:drool


UF That's exactly what I thought when I saw it on a news update keenrush.

I actually heard about it here several hours before hearing about it on the radio. Crazy real world copying stuff that happens on the PCKB.:no

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Retodon8 
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Re: Fried Egg Tempera On Toast!
When I read it in the paper this afternoon, I figured it was somebody I knew, but I didn't expect it to be you.

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Q90 
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Re: Fried Egg Tempera On Toast!
You... uh... really do have too much spare time. Is this a hoax?

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Djaser 
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Re: Fried Egg Tempera On Toast!
No it's real. He shows this to us because we know he's crazy and that's why he thinks we are going to convince the president.

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Too Much Spare Time 
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More like POACHED EGG tempera! Get it? Ah....
Actually, I just told you lot 'coz I know you wouldn't believe that I actually stole it - and so you won't report me to the authorities who would apprehend me forthwith.

Q90 
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More like POACHED EGG tempera! [lame joke]
Well, I searched news.yahoo.com for "stolen painting" and... wow. Well, this is... uh... wow. You... uh... wow. Wow.

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KeenRush 
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Re: More like POACHED EGG tempera! [lame joke]
Of course it's real!
He's professional thief who wants to show the painting (and himself) on a Keen board. No other than we have no any clue who has stolen it.

Galaxy is open.

Flaose
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Re: More like POACHED EGG tempera! [lame joke]
Well it's good to know that it's safe. Too bad it can't be sold though eh? You'd be caught for sure. :p

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LevelLord00
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Re: More like POACHED EGG tempera! [lame joke]
So, are we up for taking the Mona lisa, or is one enough? :evil

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Too Much Spare Time 
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Fan comic
I think I'll pass on hr Mona Lisa heist, LL. After receiving your Fan Comic for GCW, I've got all the great art I need for now.

tmst.twu.net <--See Levvie's GCW guestie!

Retodon8 
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Re: Fan comic
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Actually, I just told you lot 'coz I know you wouldn't believe that I actually stole it - and so you won't report me to the authorities who would apprehend me forthwith.


I jokingly told a couple of friends I already played Half-Life 2, but in a serious voice, which of course they didn't believe.
At least I got somebody to doubt for a second, I think.
Later it became public knowledge the source code was stolen around the time I was talking about having played it, meaning I could tell: "I told you so!".
They still didn't believe me.
It wasn't really funny, but it was, even if it wasn't the truth, or because of that, or not?

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Q90 
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My Criminal Past
Oh yeah, I read that story in EGM. Well, was it you? Actually, one time, all the contact information for every single student was mysteriously changed (in our school). It was ME. I stole the list of ID numbers, hacked into their accounts, and changed EVERYTHING!!! :mortlol Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! How come they didn't track my IP, you say? Well, I did it from the school computers AND the library! Plus, it was all in ONE DAY! Will I do it again? Yes. And was it fun? Yes, oh yes. Of course, my friends didn't believe me, but then I showed them how. So know there's a hacker ring in the school, and we've never been discovered. What's next? Why, [insert new game title here], of course! Your servers don't stand a CHANCE against Q90! Prepare to be hacked! Well, that's my past. Anything else you wanna know about my criminal history?

Edit: And I was only 11 at the time.

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Edited by: Q90  at: 8/24/04 8:20 pm
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Re: My Criminal Past
When I first heard the news of the painting getting stolen I knew that it was a person that had too much spare time but I'd never thought that Too much spare time would be up to stealing the painting.

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Too Much Spare Time 
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Only 11?
"I was only 11 at the time"

Pshaw. Why, when *I* was 11, you could hack into a computer system just by pointing a horseshoe magnet at its cogs, or putting a slice of Swiss cheese into the punchcard slot. I'd like to see you try to hack a computer system THESE days... and get away with it...
:crazy

LevelLord00
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11!
Hi I'm Levellord! I suck! Q90 is the greatest h4xx0R ever! Visit Quicksilver entertainment!

And now for LL's post:

Don't worry TMST, I've got the Madonna in a safe place, you want I should auction it, or are you going to hold it for ransom too?

PS: Can you believe they think I'm a guy? "Two men" stole the paintings? And they had the nerve to call me clumsy because I dropped the paintings...twice.


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Q90 
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Re: 11!
Oooh, you like me.

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Too Much Spare Time 
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Who's a guy?
I think you're a guy, LL. :lol

You sent me an email under the name "Gareth"... and signed it "Levellord". But if your quirky email address is indicative of who you are, then you might have multiple personalities after all.

I was thinking we could have the Madonna for lunch... or would that be inappropriate? Maybe dinner?

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Re: Who's a guy?
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You sent me an email under the name "Gareth"... and signed it "Levellord".


1.) I signed it LL, Esq. That Esquire.

2.) Funny story this. First my email belonged to a friend of mine Matthew Griffiths, who lent it to my cousin Gareth, who gave it to me. How exactly does one change ones email thingamajig?

Quote:
But if your quirky email address is indicative of who you are, then you might have multiple personalities after all.


Nah, don't be crazy.

Yeah, you're crazy TMST, a nut! NUTTY YA HEAR ME MUHAHAHA!

Shut up you two!

He started it!

Did not!

Did!

Don't make me isolate you two! And who gave you a sex change?

<Ah, that was me.>

And who are you?

<Just a passing psychosis.>

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I was thinking we could have the Madonna for lunch... or would that be inappropriate? Maybe dinner?


Yes, that would be nice, I like eggs.

No I don't!

Hey, don't make me kick my ass!

If no one gets whats going on- too bad!

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Djaser 
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Re: Who's a guy?
Admit it LL your secret is discovered.

To bad, all those pictures you sent me must be fake:(

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LevelLord00
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Re: Who's a guy?
OMG! They're on to me!

*Flees*

Alright! Its true! I'm a guy! Mom always wanted a girl! Why did I turn out like this?!

This is my real picture:

If no one gets whats going on- too bad!

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Re: Who's a guy?
ok thats not funny, stop stealing my picture.

Too Much Spare Time 
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Sex Debate?
Only somebody from NZ could be that crazy.



:stunned Well, what do ya know...

LevelLord00
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Maths Debate?
Thats why we make such a great team.

However, the constant phonecalls, threats the dead cats in the letterbox [actually those are quite cool.] are getting a bit out of hand. I think my brother puts it best:

If no one gets whats going on- too bad!

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Too Much Spare Time 
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" Maths Debate?" <--- Oh come on, how immature



I can be scary also. :crazy

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LevelLord00
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No, seriously, is 0.9999.. = 1?
Now you've done it.



On an unrelated note, what is your telephone number?

If no one gets whats going on- too bad!

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CommanderSpleen 
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New Zealanders.
:rollin :lol

>Commander Spleen

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Edited by: CommanderSpleen  at: 8/29/04 12:52 pm
Djaser 
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Re: New Zealanders.

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Too Much Spare Time 
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Re: New Zealanders.
My phone number is inconsequential. I'm coming to Hammy... see you soon! :mortlol

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LevelLord00
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Re: New Zealanders.
TMST, next time you visit, could you at least leave the cooking sherry untouched? :smokin2

For sale:

1 slightly gnawed painting decipting stress by artist E Munch. Donated by close friend of the family. A colourful addition to any living room and a unique conversation piece.

Make an offer.

If no one gets whats going on- too bad!

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Q90 
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Re: New Zealanders.
An excerpt from my local newspaper:

"In case you haven't heard, thieves have stolen the famed paintings 'Scream' and 'Madonna' out of a museum in Norway. The scene was extremely cheesy and was just like a really stupid B-Movie.

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LevelLord00
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Re: New Zealanders.
I ONLY DROPPED IT TWICE!!! For chrissakes! can't you let me live this down!

Keep this up, and I'll get a friend of mine to pay you a visit...



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